I was recently tested for STDs and just got a call from my doctor’s office that I missed. The message was a stern-sounding lady asking me to call back ASAP. I almost pooped my pants because the phones are always busy and I was on hold forever. It turns out that I am not immune to Hep B and need a vaccine OH GOD WHY COULDN’T SHE LEAVE THAT AS A MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL???
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Hahaha absolutely lost my shit at “womp womp you have the clap!”. All I’ve had come back positive are tests for cystitis...
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annafromcraigslist reblogged this from plasticmonkeylegs and added:
Are you serious? Do you know how it sounds if you come back positive for something? Is it like “womp womp you have the...
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